The Boring Internet

I dont really know how else I can explain how reading this post feels like.. But it feels patronizing?

Or like its doing some odd theatrics, instead of saying what it wants. Grandiose, flourishments, "look at.. This!"

And I just cant read that without rolling my eyes until i get dizzy. Maybe thats a skill issue.

TL;DR open protocols outlast the platforms built on top of them.
I extracted the text into a gist because it was too annoying to read otherwise.