Please prepare and PM submissions by March 23rd (or just post yourself on the carnival on April 1st). The topic: Why are different languages better than each other?
Do you want to definitively prove Lisp's superiority, through song?
Have you worked on metrics of measuring superior language or DSL fit to find the ultimate notation and thus tool of thought?
Are you tired of people badmouthing PHP while you're too tired to defend its honor, because you're actually shipping stuff?
Hell, do you have a good argument why Neolatino's better than Esperanto?
Do you have an even handed framework for actually picking the best tool for the job and not literally hitting everything with your hammer du jour?