JavaScript DRMs are Stupid and Useless

An implication of some side remarks in the article: any entity with access to Widevine or anything Trusted-Execution-Environment-based is large enough to merit an anti-monopoly investigation…

As a low-tier data hoarder, I have occasionally made my own ramshackle workarounds for various websites' ramshackle attempts at media "DRM", but never got the spare energy to do a writeup.

This was a fun read. Matches my experiences and goes beyond in explaining.