I beg you to follow Crocker's Rules, even if you will be rude to me

11 points by lr0


drmorr

I really dislike articles like this. They feel like (to me) that they are framing the choice between two extremes of "bluntness/directness all the time in every interaction" versus the most extreme obsequious and deferential behaviour possible. In reality, interactions with other humans exist on a spectrum, and occur repeatedly over a long period of time. If I am leaving a minor comment on a PR, I do not need to bury the comment in dozens of pleases and thank yous, and if I am working with someone who does do that, I would probably pull them aside to let them know how their behaviour is probably not accomplishing what they want.

On the other hand, if a coworker that I interact with regularly never asks "how are you?" or never says "please" or "thank you", or uses any of the other "politeness words" or otherwise signals that they in some way care about me as a human being instead of just a resource to produce code, I would probably also pull that person aside to tell them how their interactions are being perceived.

It is, I believe, possible to be professional AND polite AND occasionally start a slack message with "how's it going" before diving into a technical topic, while also not burying every interaction in noise.

My last point is that politeness and rudeness are interpreted vastly differently across cultures and nationalities, and I find that Crocker's Rules take an extremely white, male, anglo-saxon perspective on what it means to exist in a community (yes, a workplace is a community) with others.