May I recommend thinking of Emacs as your Fortress of Solitude

another stereotypical crazy Emacs user, sitting in his basement whole day writing C, browsing web with JS disabled, chatting on IRC and reading his email in his Emacs.

How presumptuous, I don't have a basement!

The end

When I die I want my last words to be C-x C-c.

And never forget to M-x remember.