Software Line Specialist
123 points by lovro-bikic
123 points by lovro-bikic
I'm near the point where I would unironically accept this job.
I'd do it for enough money. But it would have to be enough that I wouldn't have to do it for very long.
DB administration experience (our agents say it’s Postgres)
I was amused/smirking up until this point. And for some reason, this was the line that triggered out loud laughing. Curious what others' laugh triggers were? :D
For me it was
The perfect candidate should be willing to work on a problem for hours, sometimes even days.
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We feel it prudent to point out that you will be allowed to work on one thing at a time in this role
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have at least 5 years of pre-2022 TypeScript experience
In the future, devs like this might be considered the equivalent of low-background steel
I was a bit puzzled with the Wayback Machine widget at the top. Is it a "fake" one to show the revision dates or is it supposed to work? On Firefox, nothing happens if I click on the controls.
It’s an intentionally nonfunctional widget that, in the fiction of this job posting, shows that it was posted in our future. Specifically, the widget shows that this is the version of the posting as of Dec 15, 2028.
I might have to transition to a work in the trades before then. But I'm holding out hope that the bubble pops sooner.
I was laid off recently, I've applied to so many open positions and have received rejections but no forward movement. I've worked in tech for 30 years, and I'm desperately waiting for job postings like this to start appearing.