minc — A minimal language for building native software

1 points by tumdum


jmillikin

Some of the facts (closed-source yet a stub GitHub, landing page has pricing, released yesterday, AGENTS.md in the download's root directory) and a somewhat vague feeling from the marketing copy (lots of em-dashes, lots of "no X, Y, Z") are pinging my LLM radar.

This commentary in the bundled translation of zlib cites an RFC section with §, which is (IME) rare in human-authored code but frequently used by LLMs:

// ---------------- fixed Huffman codes (RFC 1951 §3.2.6) ----------------
// Codes are packed MSB-first on the wire. We precompute each code already
// bit-reversed so emission is a single bw_bits call (which is LSB-first).

The marketing copy has some claims that are independently reasonable but in combination are clearly so outrageous that a human would feel compelled to justify them, such as:

The entire compiler self-compiles to fit on a double-sided 3½" floppy disk.
[...]
On most well-formed code the generated binary will have similar performance to MSVC/Clang.

yet I see no benchmark results anywhere on the site. There are benchmark sources in the download but I'm not brave enough to run this binary as-is.